Kellan of Troy

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October 20, 2014 at 1:59am
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racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

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1:58am
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durnesque-esque:

So, I’ve been seeing this Butterbeer recipe passed around and… it’s cool… but isn’t it supposed to be alcoholic??? So here you go, Butterbeer for those wizards up to no good! 

Please drink responsibly! 

P.S. this absolutely tastes like what I envisioned from the books… 

(share on Facebook here)

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1:57am
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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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1:55am
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couple-of-dumbasses:

zohbugg:

realdoobz:

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

Cinematic magic

you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button

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1:55am
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Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

1:55am
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gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

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1:53am
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Reblogged from clintbarthon
sebadasstian-stan:

buzzfeed understands me too well

sebadasstian-stan:

buzzfeed understands me too well

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1:48am
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Reblogged from mralfredenoch

Alfie Enoch at the CTV Upfronts 2014 in Toronto, Ontario for How To Get Away with Murder.

Alfie Enoch at the CTV Upfronts 2014 in Toronto, Ontario for How To Get Away with Murder.

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1:47am
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tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

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1:47am
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meladoodle:

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1:42am
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applegrass:

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1:41am
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regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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1:41am
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1:41am
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